25/♒ /♀/Mexico Multifandom blog Hello everyone! Name's Iv. Do tell me if you ever need me to tag anything. I keep jumping onto different interests so here is just a mix of many things.
reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)
I have made a strategical error
This continues to be the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me on this website
With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!
FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!
At the haunted house (chanting): flesh, flesh-
Ghosts: flesh, FLESH
House (pounding her doors): FLESH, FLESH, FLESH!
Of course this thing is mostly flesh. What is a human body if not a house of a billion microorganisms haunted by a soul wholly unknowable to it’s residents?
an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail
for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
For everybody who’s been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below
When Danny had been forced to ditch his dimension, life, name, and home, he’d set his sights on a place so far removed from what he was used to, and a name he was so far removed from, that he would never be reminded of what he left behind.
With Clockwork’s help, he constructed a fake Identity, got himself a decent three bedroom apartment, and settled into Gotham. Sure it was a shit hole, a terrible place full of terrible people, but it was so infested with crime that fulfilling his obsession could be easily achieved without ever going ghost.
So he settled in, laid back, and used his first few months to enjoy his new life and adjust. With his coffers as High King, he doesn’t have to work, he just fashioned himself an ID as a trust fund baby and moved forward.
Then he gets a knock on his door.
It’s Child Protective Services.
They’re looking for Eddie Daniel Drake, his new identity. Apparently, his nephews last living parent died and Eddie was listed as the next in line to get the kid.
Problem
This is a fake Identity.
He doesn’t have a brother who recently died, and he certainly doesn’t have a nephew.
Which means that someone falsified documents, and the’re trying to get to the kid.
So.
Shit.
Danny has a kid now.
And given how weirdly attached Bruce Wayne is, and how connected that guy is, he’s kinda starting to think that maybe Mr. Wayne has something to do with the falsified documents.
The thing is, the kid is tiny, even in photographs.
Danny’s human instincts are blaring, let alone his ghostly ones, which are already booming klaxlons of findprotectdefend and he agrees to meet the kid before he’s even fully aware of exactly what it means for him to be doing this.
Whoever’s after him is good, to have things set up so well, so quickly after the kid’s, Tim’s, parents deaths. It probably couldn’t compare to the work done by the collective administration of the Infinite Realms and the God of Time for his documents, but the fact that it came pretty damn close was…worrying.
In any case, it’s fine. It should be fine. He’s already kind of a dad right? And he’s surely faced worse than a ten year old orphan.
Sure Danielle ended up more of a sister than a daughter, but again, this kid was already a couple years grown! Had a chronologically experienced life and everything!
How hard could it be?
Tim is very confused. He… Was pretty sure those details were meant to be fake? But he accidentally forged documents to this random stranger.
a random stranger who immediately agreed to take him in. Clearly knowing this was fake. Just because he was a kid who needed help. Which is… A bit mind boggling really.
sojfchjfksjxhd accidental identity unfraud 🤣 Please Tim would try to flee as quickly as possible, realize that fleeing leaves him vulnerable to Being Cared About by Bruce, and then run back the way he came so that at least Batman doesn’t have to be emotionally involved sjhxhxjsjdbbdh. I’m dying.
Tim: so you get that this is a scam, right?
“Eddie”: *stirs stew* no yeah I got it
Tim: so you don’t ACTUALLY have to show up to my parent teacher night. My grades are fine
“Eddie”: and your social life? How’re you getting along with your classmates?
Tim: uh
Tim: hrm
Tim: funny story
“Eddie”: *tastes the soup* Yeah, no dice. Now sit down. I haven’t seen you eat anything other than a bag of lays for lunch today so we’re having stew. Just because I’m a fake uncle doesn’t mean you can get away with zero people to look after you, loser
Tim, ‘this house is a nightmare’ Drake: *grumbles his way to the table*
Mothers, remember to fuck a local twink this Saturday.
hello, I am very sorry but I edited the original post while you were reblogging this
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your comment makes perfect sense and is valid if this were still what the post still looked like, but I wanted to let you know that as is, your reblog looks batshit insane, I am so sorry, I did not foresee that this could happen, I am sorry
It’s OK! Hi!
I hope all is well 🙏 honestly Tumblr is the exact type of place where something like this is bound to happen and it’s just funny 😁 😋
Thanks for the response though! ❤️ I love your blog 🥰
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